Can You Say Cuckoo?!?!

March 1, 2011 at 12:45 AM (Uncategorized)

No.  Can you say ego-trippin’?  “I’m tired of pretending I’m not special”!  “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitching a total freaking rock star from Mars”What?!?!  What the Hell?!?!

Somewhere between the deep end and the depths of his ass, disgraced actor Charlie Sheen has found the time to elaborate on his current situation.  This latest interview was with Internet site  Here, Sheen has said that he no longer is a suffering addict, and that he is a victim of people seeking to get him for his money!

Sheen took part in an Internet interview with NBC earlier today.  The afflicted and aggravated actor stated that he now has passed all of his problems.  He stated that he has mentally cured himself of his addiction issues.  Also, he said that CBS is attempting to rob him of his money, and that they mean to kick around his kinfolk!

Sheen claimed that he was experiencing “psychological distress”, which is why he did not complete the full-season filming of Two and A Half Men.  However…. he has opted to return to the set to finish the season, now demanding three million per episode!  That is a mere one million dollar upgrade from his previous salary per show.

He ranted further, expanding upon his own belief that his shit don’t stank!  Sheen’s talk with the NBC reporter lead him to state that he is tired of pretending that he is not special, and that he is of a different brand, with a different heart.  Sheen said that he is “tired of prentending like I’m not bitching a total freaking rock star from Mars”!   Further along in his rant, he claimed that he has “tiger blood”, and that he has “Adonis DNA”Oh, we cats were offended!

Additionally, he claimed that he was proud of the time that he was addicted to drugs, and partying outrageously. Sheen does not feel compelled to apologize about his disparaging remarks toward the producer of Two and A Half Men, the show in which he has starred.  The statements that he made about one of the series’ producers were interpreted as anti-Semitic.

Sheen stated that he is not doing drugs, and that he does not recall the last time that he engaged in such activities.  He has said that he has cured himself of all of his addictions, and that he would have no time for a program like Alcoholics Anonymous.  Furthermore, Sheen went on to elaborate about the people whom saw him during drug-induced rants, saying that anyone who was not there does not know what they are talking about!

Additional outbursts made by Sheen included statements that he is not crazy, and that the producers of Warner Bros. will rename their network Charlie Bros. !  As far as his being suspected of being under the influence of narcotics during prior television interviews, drug tests given to Sheen showed that he was not drugged while filming.  He claimed that his time with Alcoholics Anonymous did clear him of any future desires for adverse, alcohol-influenced activities, and that he never has been violent with his family.

Charlie Sheen’s further elaborations included CBS owing him an apology, regarding the outbursts that he made about that network.  He claims to be in the midst of an oncoming success status, as he says that he is getting job offers, and that Hollywood friends have had his back!  Also, during the TMZ interview, Charlie introduced his TWO new girlfriends (he called them goddesses…) to the audience!


SEE THESE SITES!!!,,20469064,00.html

Cuckoo Clock

Yeah, Charlie….. that’s it!

…and about your gals.




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