The Monkey Got ‘Em!
It would have seemed to have come out of nowhere! So said that officer; at least after he said ouch! Certainly, it was something that he was NOT expecting on his day of routine traffic duty!
Last week, a police officer found himself dealing with an unexpected snap while on one particular patrol assignment. It was last Wednesday afternoon, June 19, when Officer Keith Moore of Aransas Pass Police Department made a traffic s, atop of a speeding vehicle. Officer Moore pulled over this rapidly moving truck to issue a ticket to the driver. However, it was when Officer Moore proceeded to hand the ticket to the driver, he was startled, then stunned, as a monkey leaped from the back seat!
The monkey, a trained carnival animal which has performed at several circus events, jumped out of the rear seating area and into the front seat with the driver. There, the monkey was able to bite the hand of the officer, who apparently had it extended into the car at enough length and time for a small simian snacking! The officer was trying to get the driver to sign paperwork, and the monkey may have moved to protest!
Officer Moore will be alright from the minor incident. The wound was superficial, and the animal is not rabid. Nothing was said regarding the monkey needing to be vaccinated additionally, or it having any other medical concerns. Some mention was made about the recent awareness of zombification due to bites by creatures, though those usually are dead. Officer Moore need not have any worries…..????
SEE THESE SITES!!!
http://www.thestate.com/2013/06/21/2829085/monkey-nips-at-texas-officer-during-traffic-stop
http://www.krtv.com/news/video-monkey-bites-officer-during-traffic-stop/
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/06/21/monkey-nips-at-texas-officer-during-traffic-stop/
http://www.andpop.com/2013/06/24/monkey-attacks-police-officer/
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?id=9148654
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/animals/Monkey_Attack
Recall a lil’ “Monkey”….
Get Jacked Up This Month!
Well, well, well! Everyone wants to act like they do not do it, yet we all know that we have sneaked down there for a stroke or two, when no one was looking (…or even if they were…). It seems that the general public is maturing, while becoming more honest about the acceptance of issues involving sexuality. This does include the frequent and wide-spread habit of playing with one’s self!
Masturbation is nothing new! This likely is a part of human activity that dates back to the origins of our species. Some studies of ancient cultures give details of singularly-aimed sexual actions occurring within religious rituals of the ancient Egyptians, artistic works of the ancient Greeks, and daycare practices of nannies during the ages of 17th century England.
Due to it being such a taboo here in our self-righteous and clean-slated society, it is somewhat difficult to find a good Internet link where details are provided about a nice, firm jack-off, or a good, deep fingering. Yet, however we want to pretend to present ourselves on the cover, underneath is what remains. Often, that remnant must succumb to the innate and carnal needs of human nature, which does include sexual self-satisfaction!
Well, come to find out that May is National Masturbation Month! Yes; get your jack-off on!!! Good Vibrations, a sex toys store out of San Francisco, got it going during 1995. This was in reaction to the statement made by former Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders, who commented on the subject of masturbation at an United Nations conference. Dr. Elders stated that “I think that (it) is part of human sexuality, and perhaps it should be taught”.
Good Vibrations started a Masturbate-a-thon along with the declaration of National Masturbation Month. This began in 1995 with events following the dismissal of Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders by President Bill Clinton. Dr. Elders attended an United Nations conference, where she was questioned about the topic of masturbation, and responded with words that included President Clinton’s (ahem…) incident with Monica Lewinsky.
As it is such an off-hand topic, it could be somewhat difficult to locate topics off-hand on the average Internet-linked computer. In such a society of double-standards, mixed-messages, and overall hypocrisy, it is hard to recognize why a subject like the exploration of the human body can be so taboo? It is not like so many people do not do it. Hell, you might be doing it right now!!!
I would have to be a free spirit, regarding this topic. If it feels great then go for it! I do not see where anyone need bother with trying to stop anyone else from engaging in actions like this, which ultimately affect their own bodies to minimal consequence. If someone else does not want to be involved with it, then it is suggested that the other person not be involved, and indeed do all that is necessary to get himself or herself The Hell away from the scene (lest you catch some in the eye….)!
He told her to stop; he’d do it for her…….
SEE THESE SITES!!!
http://sexuality.about.com/b/2013/05/08/national-masturbation-month-comes-of-age.htm?r=9F
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/01/masturbate-a-thon-2013_n_3192430.html
http://www.idolbin.com/shares?q=May+is+National+Masturbation+Month
http://www.lifeontheswingset.com/tag/jacking-off
http://www.alternet.org/sex-amp-relationships/welcome-masturbate-thon
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_women_or_girls_masturbate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWOa6eyC6kA
http://www.howtomasterbate.org
Actual English Cat Burglar Gets the Goods!
I have been a feline guardian for many years of my life, so it really is not so weird when I get wind of cats in conjunction with conniving carryings-on. Yet, it is always interesting, and admittedly amusing, when I learn of events that make the news, depicting cats in ways that are comical, perhaps unusual. This does include the actions of any of them participating in activities that might be underhanded on human terms, but actually hilarious when it comes to a cat!
One web-news posting told about recent adventures of a cat out of The United Kingdom. English eyes have been on Denis, a Tuxedo cat living in Luton, England. Denis has captured recent attention due to his current movements and manipulations. It seems that Denis has rejected the normal life of a calm and cool house kitty, opting to take up a life of crime!
Now, we cat lovers recognize that participating in criminal actions merely are parts of what it is to be a cat. I do not recall having a cat that has not been involved in some manner of mischief, underhanded movement, at one point or another. Seeing what Denis is doing really is not surprising, yet it is funny because of the comedic consistency of this real-life cat burglar!
Denis, merely two years old, is allowed out of his home by his guardian. Due to this, the cat has free roam to wherever his clawed paws lead him. Apparently, this includes the general vicinity of the Luton neighborhoods that surround his home, and into the homes of his neighbors. It is in these homes to which Denis has entered, then has made off with several items that do not belong to him, or to his guardian, Lesley Newman!
Denis has misappropriated all manners of merchandise! He has gotten hold of clothing, dolls, shirts, and socks. Miss Newman has said that, within this past week, Denis has come home with a face towel, a glove, and a motorcycle helmet bag. You would think that the cat goes someplace in their home to make a list of the things that he means to jack while he is out on his neighborhood prowls!
Lesley Newman has said that some of her neighbors have come by her home to find out whether or not Denis has any of their things. Whatever she has in her home that might belong to someone looking for the item, Newman does return. She does state that Denis has stolen clothing, including a Fred Perry polo, some pants, and mens’ underwear. Yet, the drawers are boxers, never briefs! Crime does pay? What’s the deal, Denis?
I would think that Newman needs to get some items that her Denis would like for play, and she needs to have them at her house. That might keep her kitty inside more often, while less apt to purloin the possessions of unsuspecting neighbors. Yet, a cat will be a cat, and we know that you never really can keep it from doing what it wants to do…. including highjacking highjinx!
SEE THESE SITES!!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-19660494
http://www.rightthisminute.com/video/dennis-klepto-cat-robs-neighborhood
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/…denis-the-…a-real-life-cat-burglar
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2205461/Real-life-cat-burglar-Family-pet-Denis-Menace-stolen-hundreds-items-neighbours-garden.html?ITO=1490
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VmYEtpDHyQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icoZDqW5PQw
http://on.aol.com/video/denis-the-menace-cat-burglar-517484090
http://shine.yahoo.com/pets/british-cat-burglar-takes-anything-paws-141600982.html
http://www.peta.org/
Here, Rich Kitty!
I absolutely adore my cats. I know that other people care for felines for which they are extremely fond, as well. As a pet guardian for many years, I do realize that people will go to some extensive measures in order to display their elevated levels of love for their animal companions. Yet, every now and then, you will come across a story that tells of just how far, too far, some people can take that affection!
Thirteen million dollars!!!! Marisa Assunta, a lady from Italy, who died during November at the age of ninety-four, adopted a stray cat. Apparently, she had no immediate family, or at least she had no one for whom she cared enough to bequeath her belongings after her death. However, she did have a four year-old cat, which she named Tommaso. Now, this cat is without his guardian, yet he is $13,000,000 richer!
Yes, $13,000,000! This money-packing meower has been left a total of thirteen million dollars by his former guardian. Miss Marisa Assunta was an Italian heiress. Her family was well-to-do within Italy, and she was the last one to have a hold of their fortune.
Miss Assunta initially planned to bequeath her wealth to an animal care organization. Her plan was to leave a vast amount of money to a group that would promise dedication to the care of Tommaso. However, the legal advisors for Assunta were unable to get hold of any organization that would care for the cat (I’m sure that they tried really hard….). So, Assunta chose to state within her will that her $13,000,000 estate would be left to Tommaso!
Of course, there is a hitch to this story. Italy does not allow for the financial acquisitions of people to be left to their pets after they die. The attorneys whom tended to the affairs of Assunta’s estate made the final decision as to where the excessive wealth would be left. They chose to have the money given to the nurse who provided aid to Assunta before she died. Upon learning of this, the nurse simply said: “I had no idea Signora had such wealth”!
So, now having an ample amount of money, I guess that this nurse will leave her job. She can proceed into a pleasing, perhaps more productive lifestyle. Surely, she will be able to find comfort somewhere within some of the luxurious regions of The Mediterraean. Maybe this nurse will pursue a pampered period of living, taking Tommaso along with her. Yet, she may go on her own, starting a new life altogether!
SEE THESE SITES!!!
http://www.animalatheart.com/2/post/2011/12/cat-in-the-1-inherits-13-million.html
http://www.globalanimal.org/2011/12/…cat-inherits-millions/60682
http://www.newser.com/story/135124/meet-worlds-richest-cat.html
http://video.au.msn.com/…/cat-inherits-dollar-13-million/x41held
http://www.rte.ie/trte/news2day
http://www.newser.com/tag/7262/1/inheritance.html
From This Litter Box 